So the biggest entertainment story to come down the pike recently is the marriage by Kim Kardashian to NBA player Kris Humphries. Congratulations to the happy couple. They got married this weekend in a service that could basically help correct the US debt single handed if the money was wisely spent. Which it wasn't. I am just saying.
I am not a fan of Kim. Or Khloe. Or Kourtney. Or the guy that is always drunk that is the brother who isn't even famous enough to have his name remembered. I am of the mind set that you should be famous for a reason, not just because your dad was a lawyer and your step dad is an athlete from the 1980s.
I find great humor that the television network that is making them more famous is E! There is nothing less entertaining then a talentless family who just opens up random boutiques in different cities and puts out sex tapes or has to get their butt x-rayed to proof that it's real.
The Good news for E! is they can get atleast five new shows out of this. I am not saying that I condone such things, or that I have too much free time on my hands. But I have all ready deceided what the new shows will be:
-Keeping up with The Humphries
- Kim and Kris and Baby Makes Three
-Hey? Does anyone remember Me? Starring Ray J. as he attempts to get Kim back
- The Former loves of Kim. It's an easy show to sell. Just put all of Kim's old flames in the same house with Dr. Drew. Im not saying Drew Pinsky and Kim dated, but clearly they have an addiction to her.
- Kim, Single and Loving it. Just cause sadly we know it won't work out.
They could be the first family to ever get a spin off channel! Think about: K! Kardashian/Humphrey/Odom's all the time! It's a brillant marketing plan
Don't get me wrong. I am not hoping for her to be divorced. I wish her and Kris all the luck in the world. But "celeb" weddings just don't go too well.
I also find it very creepy that she married someone who spells his name the same way her mother spells her name. K-R-I-S.
And to step away from her for just a moment. VH-1, another channel that has turned non famous people into people we sort of know is starting a new show called "La La's Full Court Life". For a channel that used to have "Celebreality" you are pushing it. You are making celebs out of anyone and giving them shows? Where is my show!? I don't even know who La La is. Is she like New York? Does she want Money? You would figure she was on Basketball Wives but I can't find any record of this person exisiting. Who doesnt want to see a show about an entertainment blogger? It's not going to make you feel dirty like most of your other shows do? Just saying!
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Thursday, August 25, 2011
Friday, May 27, 2011
Saying Goodbye Edition....
Before you get all teary eyed at the name of this week's Entertainment Guru, I am not going anywhere. I just made my not so truimphant return so it's going to take a power outtage of biblical proportions (or a really slow entertainment news week) to slow me down....
This week, after twenty five years on the air Oprah say goodbye. I will admit that I never watched much of Oprah in the past twenty five years. But she did help change the world in mostly positive ways through her talk show. It's because of her we have people like a marriage counselor on TV that has been divorced like five times. No one would know who Dr. Phil was if it wasn't for Oprah. We wouldnt really know who Gayle King was either, except I would because she used to be a newscaster in Connecticut so I had seen her long before she was OBFF (Oprah's Best Friend Forever). In fact, alot of syndicated afternoon shows wouldn't be here if the people who are hosting them didnt know Oprah.
We are also saying goodbye to Jeff Conaway. He died earlier today. It is sad when someone doesn't know how to cope with success so they turn to drinking and drugs, like the case of Conaway. It's a little known fact that if I ever got a chance to be in Grease, I wouldn't want to be Danny Zuko. No, I always thought I would make a great Kinnicki. My hats off to Jeff Conaway for the entertainment through the musical Grease as well as his time on Taxi.
Did you hear? Kim Kardashian is marrying a basketball player. I think we are to the point that when a Kardashian is born, an athlete (most likely a basketball player) should be set aside for the right time... for him to marry her. And for E! to televise every single action that they do.
I am more then impressed with Justin Timberlake these days. Just over a decade ago he was the guy in that little boy band that did ok for themselves. Sure he was in the Mickey Mouse Club when he was even younger, but really... I never expected him to turn into such an actor. He has two great movies coming out this year "Friends With Benefits" and "Bad Teacher" and also hosted the season finale of Saturday Night Live and did a phenomnal job, I might add.
This week, after twenty five years on the air Oprah say goodbye. I will admit that I never watched much of Oprah in the past twenty five years. But she did help change the world in mostly positive ways through her talk show. It's because of her we have people like a marriage counselor on TV that has been divorced like five times. No one would know who Dr. Phil was if it wasn't for Oprah. We wouldnt really know who Gayle King was either, except I would because she used to be a newscaster in Connecticut so I had seen her long before she was OBFF (Oprah's Best Friend Forever). In fact, alot of syndicated afternoon shows wouldn't be here if the people who are hosting them didnt know Oprah.
We are also saying goodbye to Jeff Conaway. He died earlier today. It is sad when someone doesn't know how to cope with success so they turn to drinking and drugs, like the case of Conaway. It's a little known fact that if I ever got a chance to be in Grease, I wouldn't want to be Danny Zuko. No, I always thought I would make a great Kinnicki. My hats off to Jeff Conaway for the entertainment through the musical Grease as well as his time on Taxi.
Did you hear? Kim Kardashian is marrying a basketball player. I think we are to the point that when a Kardashian is born, an athlete (most likely a basketball player) should be set aside for the right time... for him to marry her. And for E! to televise every single action that they do.
I am more then impressed with Justin Timberlake these days. Just over a decade ago he was the guy in that little boy band that did ok for themselves. Sure he was in the Mickey Mouse Club when he was even younger, but really... I never expected him to turn into such an actor. He has two great movies coming out this year "Friends With Benefits" and "Bad Teacher" and also hosted the season finale of Saturday Night Live and did a phenomnal job, I might add.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
The Celebrity Feud Edition
On Showbiz Tonight on HLN this week, it was announced that Kim Kardiashian and Demi Moore were in a twitter fight. Could that be the most boring feud ever? Kim posted a picture of her and some friends with the word Pimpin'!. And Demi thought we should ban that word cause it basically means slavery and women should never use that word. Wow. They should make a movie about this feud. Thats just riveting! And by riveting, I mean what has Demi Moore done since Charlie's Angels 2? And Kim Kardashian is famous for being famous. The word Celebrity doesn't have the same meaning it once had.
That's not the only celebrity feud Showbiz Tonight talked about. And the other feud also doesn't neccesarily involve celebrities. Sharon Osbourne vs Former Governor Rod Boganovich, or whatever his name is. This feud started on Celebrity Apprentice. Which.... I actually started to watch but couldn't lower my esteem enough to finish it. In the commercial Sinbad referred to himself as one of the most successful comedians of all time. Um. Ego stroke anyone?
Also on Twitter, Ricky Martin last night announced he is a proud homosexual. A) That's not news to most people. Sorry, Ricky. B) If you were proud of your sexuality, why did you wait until after you aren't as famous as you once were to officially come out of the closet.
I think this has been confirmed. Beyonce is pregnant. So Beyonce is the mother, Jay-Z is the father. And the kid.... LUCKIEST KID EVER!
Number one movie of the week is "How To Train Your Dragon". It's quite the month for Jay Baruschel. He is the voice of the main character in it. Plus She is Out Of My League is still in the top 10 as well.
That's not the only celebrity feud Showbiz Tonight talked about. And the other feud also doesn't neccesarily involve celebrities. Sharon Osbourne vs Former Governor Rod Boganovich, or whatever his name is. This feud started on Celebrity Apprentice. Which.... I actually started to watch but couldn't lower my esteem enough to finish it. In the commercial Sinbad referred to himself as one of the most successful comedians of all time. Um. Ego stroke anyone?
Also on Twitter, Ricky Martin last night announced he is a proud homosexual. A) That's not news to most people. Sorry, Ricky. B) If you were proud of your sexuality, why did you wait until after you aren't as famous as you once were to officially come out of the closet.
I think this has been confirmed. Beyonce is pregnant. So Beyonce is the mother, Jay-Z is the father. And the kid.... LUCKIEST KID EVER!
Number one movie of the week is "How To Train Your Dragon". It's quite the month for Jay Baruschel. He is the voice of the main character in it. Plus She is Out Of My League is still in the top 10 as well.
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